Totalitarian United 2 Opposition Academicals…

It is with great joy that I am able to confirm Manny Macrony’s success yesterday in persuading France’s gutless National Assembly to extend the ongoing Libertechtomy-jab drive to include everyone whether they like it or not.

In this, his fight against selfish bastards unwilling to die for the Pharmafia-to-Green-Reset complex, one can sense that the President means business. This is because he is wearing his I Mean Business mask.

“The equation is simple. The more we vaccinate, the less space we leave this virus to circulate,” the President began, “It is our earnest hope that the remaining variants will jump into rubber dinghies and be steered by our gallant navy to England, from whence they came and good riddance”. Greece, Italy, Denmark and some of the German Länder rapidly followed suit, announcing fines, pay cuts and strikings-off for all those deranged enough to believe that…